{"id":338,"date":"2016-10-14T15:59:48","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T19:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/?p=338"},"modified":"2016-10-14T15:59:48","modified_gmt":"2016-10-14T19:59:48","slug":"no-popcorn-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/14\/no-popcorn-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"No Popcorn For You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_340\" style=\"width: 110px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Cheat-Knitting.gif\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Cheat-Knitting.gif\" alt=\"The Cheat\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" class=\"size-full wp-image-340\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-340\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Cheat<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Good news! My dentist was able to work me into the schedule this week, and what I&#8217;d begun to imagine was going to be something awful, turned out to be fine.  <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Eaerlier this week I suspected I&#8217;d scraped my gum with my toothbrush or maybe cut it on food &#8212; however one does that.  Without the gross details, I tried to avoid a dentist visit with frequent brushing, gentle flossing and peroxide rinses; but by Wednesday I decided it was time to stop pretending to be a Dentist and go see one.  <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_339\" style=\"width: 229px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EmergDentist-14Oct2016.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-339\" src=\"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EmergDentist-14Oct2016-219x300.jpg\" alt=\"Friday Dentist Visit\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EmergDentist-14Oct2016-219x300.jpg 219w, https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EmergDentist-14Oct2016.jpg 319w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-339\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Friday Dentist Visit<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The Dentist asked me what I&#8217;d done to hurt my mouth.  I suspected the popcorn &#8211; it&#8217;s my fave snack and I&#8217;d been eating a bunch of it lately. He admitted his favorite snack is &#8216;Nilla Wafers.  And then he said he suspected the popcorn was at fault, too. After poking at my sore gum with a lot of sharp instruments, he said it was a simple cut, and treated me to a slightly more painful antiseptic rinse while explaining it will take the cut about a week to heal.  I asked about the peroxide rinses I&#8217;d been doing, and he agreed that had been a good idea.  And after some quick paperwork, he sent me on my way.  Well, not before adding, &#8220;Oh, and you probably shouldn&#8217;t have any popcorn for a while.&#8221;  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good news! My dentist was able to work me into the schedule this week, and what I&#8217;d begun to imagine was going to be something awful, turned out to be fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.girlnovember.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}